Happy Belated New Year
Welcome back Dear Reader, as you might have noticed I decided to take some time off for the holidays. But Your Humble Narrator is back and quite refreshed despite shivering uncontrollably because of...
View ArticleSpanked on the George Washington Bridge
So Dear Reader I awoke today to a good old fashion scandal this morning. Happy days Dear Reader for it is indeed amusing. Its scandal involves an oversized governor from the Garbage state who happens...
View ArticleSpanking In Suspenders
Welcome Back Dear Reader, Now I have a confession to make. After a mere year I am once again in the job market. Now I know what you are thinking…. “Brushstrokes went and got himself fired again for...
View ArticleCalcio Fiorentino And Spanking
So a study came out today stating that middle age men who are heavy drinkers forget alot. Why the hell didn’t I become a researcher. But seriously the study states that middle age men who drink more...
View ArticleFlock of Spanking
So I have been watching the situation in Thailand with interest. Not that I have any particular affinity towards the place but a friend of mine lives there. You have probably heard of mass protests...
View ArticleKelly Morgan is Really Melissa Matthews and More Spanking
If you have been reading my column for any amount of time you will know by now that aside from misbehaving females, the other thing Your Humble Narrator absolutely detests is forced political...
View ArticleGoogle Glass and Spanking
While surfing around the internet today in a turtleneck, sweater and blanket shivering, desperately trying to get warm from the arctic tundra that has become my home. I came across an article about a...
View ArticleWinter Spanking
Well Dear Reader this is one of the rare times in the winter that we can point our fingers squarely out our southern brothers and sisters and laugh manically. You see most of us in the less temperate...
View ArticleChinese Spankings
So today China made the bold move of banning smoking in schools. Now Dear Reader, what is this world coming to if a third grader can’t wake up from nap time and get a pick me up with a long cool...
View ArticleSuperbowl Spanking
Well Dear Reader the greatest sporting event that the world has ever known, The Superbowl is now over. Of course the rest of the world seems to take issue with that statement since it doesn’t include...
View ArticleKentucky Spanking and Introducing the Adorable Willow May
So last night Bill Nye the science guy ventured into the backwaters of Kentucky to debate Ken Ham, the leading “expert” in young earth theory at the Creationist museum which can only exist in a place...
View ArticleCribbage Board Spanking
As we all know spanking is a rather versatile discipline. It can be given at any time, in any position (given that the buttocks is exposed) and be given with an almost unimaginable number of...
View ArticleValentines Day Spanking
Like most contrived holidays designed to separate you from your money over trivial things, I hate Valentines Day. But I read a bit about the origins of this holiday that makes it just a little more...
View ArticleLinkedin Spanking
You know Dear Reader, back in the day it was rare to see ones former or current co-workers resume. If one did, one found it because said co-worker left it stupidly on the fax machine and of course...
View ArticleKansas Spanking
Fresh off their bid to re-introduce segregation our friends in Kansas, in a bid to become the Florida of the Midwest, have apparently decided that we don’t spank our kids hard enough! Kansas allows...
View ArticleFirst Time Spanked
One of the things Dear Reader that gives Your Humble Narrator guilty pleasure is when a petty tin pot rule Nazi used to having his or her word taken as the word of God in whatever pathetic little...
View ArticleHairbrushes and Hard OTK Spanking
Well Dear Reader, The NSA as we all know, knows what we masturbate to by tracking all of our internet activity. It seems that Her Majesty’s Secret Service however wants to actually watch us do it!...
View ArticleRachel Canning Needs A Spanking
You know Dear Reader, Sometimes I get home and struggle for the right story to entertain you with. Sometimes, like today the story just writes itself. You see, its about one 18 year old Rachel...
View ArticleRetarded Spanking
You know Dear Reader, as you probably already know, I am of the opinion that the more rabidly you are against something that does not affect you in the least amount. The more likely you are to be...
View ArticleWomen’s History Month Spanking
So I was informed today that March is “Women’s History Month” as opposed to last month which was Black History Month. I would really like to know who comes up with these things. Not that I am opposed...
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