Gigi Allen and Ela Darling Gets Their First Spanking and Literary types suck
Few things Dear Reader irritate me more than the Literary types. They are kind of like anyone who is enthusiastic about modern “art”. They can blather about imagery, symbolism or prose. Why for...
View ArticleFred Phelps Spanking
Well Dear Reader, Today Fred Phelps finally found out once and for all if God really does in fact hate fags. I will not assume that he was wrong since well, I am a mere mortal. However I would find...
View ArticleDon’t Ask Your Bank Teller to Spank You
So I was listening to the radio the other day and I was quite surprised to hear that most bank tellers nowadays make below poverty wages for a 40 hour work week. Bank Tellers while a generally non...
View ArticleLinkedin Spanking
You know Dear Reader, back in the day it was rare to see ones former or current co-workers resume. If one did, one found it because said co-worker left it stupidly on the fax machine and of course...
View ArticleClare Fonda Gets Her First Spanking In a Long Time
We Americans love our exceptionalism Dear Reader. In fact I think I have come to the belief that we simply could not function if we did not truly believe that we are somehow better than the rest of...
View ArticleA Day From Hell.. Oh and some Spanking
Have you ever had one of those days Dear Reader. A day that even the most improbable things go wrong. That Dear Reader was the past two days. It began yesterday with Your Humble Narrator enjoying...
View ArticleSports Spanking
As I have mentioned before, like a good little liberal, Your Humble Narrator often finds himself listening to NPR on the long ride between my home and place of work. For those outside the US NPR...
View ArticleA Thief’s Hairbrushing
Well Dear Reader yesterday in the US was Tax Day. One which I spent coercing my significant other to provide me with the proper documentation so I could complete her taxes, hence avoiding an...
View ArticleMediocrity Spanking
So I once again apologize for Your Humble Narrator’s tardiness for this weeks Spanking Updates of the week. You see Dear Reader, Yours Truly was once again traveling for his job that includes….. mind...
View ArticleDisingenuous Spanking
So the news of today is that being a owner of an NBA team and dating someone of mixed race is probably not the best life choice for a bigot. Yes, if you haven’t heard Donald Sterling, owner of the...
View ArticleChloe Amour Gets her First Spanking and Kami Robertson’s bottom is Sore
I must apologize Dear Reader for my continued absence these past two weeks. Unfortunately something came up that needed my full attention and needed to be dealt with. Once again I beg your...
View ArticleAnother Memorial Day Spanking
Yes Dear Reader, here in the states Memorial Day was once again celebrated last weekend. This of course is when we American’s honor those living or dead who served in our military to defend our right...
View ArticleFred Phelps Spanking
Well Dear Reader, Today Fred Phelps finally found out once and for all if God really does in fact hate fags. I will not assume that he was wrong since well, I am a mere mortal. However I would find...
View ArticleDon’t Ask Your Bank Teller to Spank You
So I was listening to the radio the other day and I was quite surprised to hear that most bank tellers nowadays make below poverty wages for a 40 hour work week. Bank Tellers while a generally non...
View ArticleClare Fonda Gets Her First Spanking In a Long Time
We Americans love our exceptionalism Dear Reader. In fact I think I have come to the belief that we simply could not function if we did not truly believe that we are somehow better than the rest of...
View ArticleWhy Didn’t Marsha Get a Spanking
In sad news this week, Ann B. Davis died this week. Ann as you might already know was better known as Alice from the Brady Bunch and probably the only woman I have fantasied in the role of a spanker....
View ArticleDon’t Ask Your Bank Teller to Spank You
So I was listening to the radio the other day and I was quite surprised to hear that most bank tellers nowadays make below poverty wages for a 40 hour work week. Bank Tellers while a generally non...
View ArticleClare Fonda Gets Her First Spanking In a Long Time
We Americans love our exceptionalism Dear Reader. In fact I think I have come to the belief that we simply could not function if we did not truly believe that we are somehow better than the rest of...
View ArticleWorld Cup Spanking
Yes Dear Reader, today is the start of the World Cup. This is the event anticipated by most of the world every 4 years while we Americans wonder what is all the hubbub is about a game played here...
View ArticleGraduation Spanking
News of Your Humble Narrator’s demise is of course greatly exaggerated Dear Reader. While it is indeed true I have not updated in some weeks, It is unfortunate that realities have kept me from you...
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