Valentines Day Spanking
Today Dear Reader is of course Valentines day. Like all made up holidays that require the purchase of something overpriced. I indeed hate it. You might like I notice that all these “important” fake...
View ArticleSpanking and Garbage
You know Dear Reader, sometimes I think I might have missed my calling. You see my parents skimped and saved for the the best education money can buy. As a result I am a reasonably well paid...
View ArticleWelcome Back to the Spanking Monday Blues
Well Dear Reader now that we got the awards out of the way and we are anxiously awaiting spring its time to get back to our regular schedule. For starters, just one announcement today. After much...
View ArticleFirewood and Spanking
It seems Dear Reader, that our Norwegian brothers and sisters really really like wood. Not mind you the kind we get from viewing the images of our naughty girls but actual wood. Firewood to be more...
View ArticleAllison Miller gets the Cane and an Unfortunate Incident for Cheyenne Jewel
So the party of (R)-Rape) seems that they simply cannot get enough rape. After all what is better than rape than more rape! Of course this philosophy comes out of the great state of Indiana which is...
View ArticleLeia Ann Woods gets on the wrong end of an OTK Spanking
In showing that our politicians are still not all that familiar on how this network of Inter-tubes works A new law has been put forth in Illinois to rid the internet of the scourge of nasty anonymous...
View ArticleSequester Spanking
Welcome Dear Reader for another wonderful week of spanking. In addition to our naughty girls bare bottoms getting spanked we can once again look forward to our leaders in Washington intent on fucking...
View ArticleCassie Ramone gets her First Spanking
Typically Dear Reader, Your Humble Narrator is of the opinion that any female who takes part in such a obscenely useless activity as a beauty pageant could probably use a spanking. More-so for the...
View ArticleSpanking About Nothing
So your Humble Narrator has been struck with a bad case of writers blog. Yes that condition that all bloggers fear. Making it more frustrating is that I had a idea earlier in the day for a topic to...
View ArticleMaisy Dee Spanked In Hotpants
My liberal brethren of Detroit are outraged, outraged Dear Reader. Not of course because they live in worst man made cesspool that is Detroit. Not because the murder rate exceeds many third world...
View ArticleKung Fu Spanking
Over the weekend Dear Reader the Swiss voted to limit the compensation of their CEO’s which of course outraged their well… CEO’s! It seems that the little people were all that fond of paying...
View ArticleBeth Thompson finally is properly Spanked and a Schoolgirl Spanking
While Your Humble Narrator is thankful for finding employment. I am slowly discovering that perhaps I should have indeed done a bit more homework. You see Dear Reader, one of the things that irks...
View ArticleSinn Sage Gets a Spanking and Cheyenne Jewel the Strap
You know Dear Reader, this whole women equality thing is getting way out of hand. Now don’t get me wrong, I am of course all for equal pay, rights and all that. But when it threatens my porn that is...
View ArticleVeronica Ricci Spanked In Front of The Class
Your Humble Narrator wishes to become a weatherman. This of course is because Dear Reader, in no other profession can one be completely and utterly wrong and still keep ones job. To illustrate this...
View ArticleSpanking and CPS
If you have read this blog for any length of time Dear Reader, you will know that I am in possession of a number of short, loud obnoxious people who insist I buy them things and generally complain...
View ArticleA Bare Bottom Birthday Spanking for Chelsea Pfeiffer
In a news story I simply could never make up our favorite conservative crazies at the family research council marked the 41st anniversary of Eisenstadt v. Baird with a rant. Now you would be forgiven...
View ArticleA Future Spanking for Emma Watson
For those who do not understand internet culture. A good amount of mischief comes from the very loosely related hacker group Anonymous. Its more of a collective than a group for such a term suggests...
View ArticleHipsters of Spanking
It dawned upon me the other day that ironically we are all the hipsters of the spanking world. I say ironically because Dear Reader I do indeed love to heap scorn our hapless hipsters. But I have...
View ArticleMadison Martin gets a OTK Spanking and Ten Amorette in Pigtails
Our banking guilded class already bolstered by the fact Attorney General has basically told them they cannot be prosecuted for misdeeds because as he explained in rather complicated terms amounted to...
View ArticleStacy Stockton Gets her Very First Spanking and We Try Bad Tushy Again
Your Humble Narrator’s significant other is a plethora of quirks. Some innocent and some very aggravating. For example she has probably the most sensitive nose known to man and will spend significant...
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